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God was mad at the human races, again. He promised I will end the world when no one will give^^^ a thirsty^^^ dying man^^^in the desert^^^ a drink.
So do not make plans for next Tuesday.
This is what happens when Dave Jacob talks to God. Here is Dave Jacob:
Dave Jaycup: God. I saw a picture of a gigantic family reunion. There were so many people they did not fit in the entire picture. At this reunion was a table in front of them with only 2 beer bottles on it. My family reunion was not like that. The table would have been filled with beer cups the kegs providing the beer. I also questioned the 2 beer bottles in the picture. Was this a religious family on the right or on the left? A family in alcoholic recovery>>>? Or an open paid Trump Rally? Buy a bible and you will get a ticket to maybe win a bottle of beer. Maybe~~~Is it a Democratic Rally and Joe is saying I thought you said “buy the beer in that happy bar in Philadelphia”?
How come before Adam and Eve …… there were less apocalyptic events? God said. Hey! I warned them every time. Even the dinosaurs. Adam and Eve were not allowed to be equal. That is why women have babies and men do not. One has a …….forget it.
God^^^^^ Why are there so many crooked politicians? Like I said…….. I warned you I was getting angry again and needed to punish you ungrateful creations. Plus **#** I left Lucifer in charge of them. The human race seems never to be awoke in that Earth Garden.
God. How much does Steven Colbert pay you when you visit him on those shows at night? Nothing. Plus he is always asking; C’mon God just one more Emmy.
What about J. Kimmel? God. I am beginning to like him. He will probably still go to hell but maybe I will just purgatory-ize him instead. I think Trump being president will be worse than that flood. That’s the punishment you get guys. The followers of Trump “The Trumphatrears”. I enjoy when they blow their elephant noses at Jimmy. Jimmy always knows how to make them pee against the wind. He just says. You’re peeing against the wind? Stop that. They always deny it and keep soaking their clothes. Which they say they can do that and keep dry. I am considering punishing their lawyers.
God = = = Why………… Ok. Enough Paul, sorry, Dave Jaycup. Fake names are boring especially because I know always>>>>>> the human you exactly are. I hear Steve C. calling and he has great Green Room snacks.
Ok. God by.
Session One
Chapter Talk Show Word Pressing Nonsense
Recorded by O.J. the Sociate before going to heaven to meet Peter at the Gate. When he arrived Peter informed him, “Yep the Glove Fits. Hell isn’t it”.
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