When Ezra Smeth recorded this…….it was after my website was still missing.
Ezra Smeth: Thank you for letting me record this for Dr. Happy Felix and the studies on reality and unreality. I would like to take this time to reenforce Easter Traditions that may be hazardous to ones health.
Easter Egg Hunts: A wonderful pleasurable event that needs constant vigilance. This came to my attention when my son and daughter, both under six, went to their first Easter Egg Hunt. They were very excited because there were real rabbits and bunnies hopping around the Easter Hunt area which made the hunt more special. Explaining that the little black pellet looking eggs the rabbits and bunnies dropped all over the Egg hunt area was not candy. Well. That was a little tricky. Especially when asked how did I know they were not candy rabbit eggs? Did I ever eat one? Questions that can be avoided if one just separates the childlike finds.
Chocolate Crosses: To me they are an unsettling Easter Candy that should not be on the market. Especially the ones with a candy flower in the middle of the cross. I also disapprove of candy gallows, electric chairs, nooses, road side candy bombs and candy someone died on.
Easter Baskets: I like the baskets but after a few years……… where have all the past baskets gone? I found over a dozen in my attic along with some others from the 1800’s. Recycle or maybe make them into hats. Not sure.
Easter Basket Straw: Only good unless your child hides those Easter Rabbit candy pellets under them. Monitoring the straw fights between children is a tough clean up.
I do miss the Easter Parades. I do not miss the leftover Irish celebrants still thinking it is a further St. Pat’s day parade. Maybe lengthen the time from one celebration to the other. ???
Easter Music: Easter Parade, Hopping down a bunny trail. C’mon Christmas has a bigger venue.
Easter Ham: Bacon is not Easter Ham.
If anyone has more to offer please do not. It will only end up as a tradition.
Session One
Chapter on Easter Traditionally remarked on……….. ever year
Recorded by Tammi the Sociate for Dr. Happy Felix because EChumly would not give me the holiday off.