Not everyone has something earth shattering to say. That is fine with them. As is the recording of Roland Moss.
I am at this open house party at the Dr. Happy Felix Open House Party Number 234. Pretty quiet and not so quiet at times. A usual open house party. As a professional open house party person might review in the open house party guide. My name Roland Moss I thought up. Since publishing real names is a problem.
My real/unreal story happened to me in a church parking lot. My car GPS was lying to me and I pulled into this church parking lot to correct the satellites misguiding me. Sometimes churches have people at certain times going to church services. I am concentrating on my Galattic guide to earth roads not my surroundings. Also listening to loud easy listening radio music. So a bit startled rap on my window gets me to turn down the radio and also the window.
“You have a flat tire”.
Then without further middle or end that was it as he walked awaaaay.
He was absolutely right. Flatter than a 8.0 filled tire.
I have an air tire filling piece of equipment in my trunk. Former Boy Scouts have to be pre-paired. In the matter of a blink of about 5 or 10 minutes to find and hook it up to the tire. The tire is filling and the air filling machine is wailing out its air filling song.
Slowly I notice I am in a church preservice church environment. The chatter was Wow! That is flat. Need help? Flat tire huh. Could be worse it could be raining. Stay away from that man children. Lots of time before the service.
My back to them was a badly joke embarrassed attempted conversation that was flatter than the tire on my car. Of which I will respectively deprive you of. More hot air in me than the tire type of tracking pressing word responses.
Mostly the church people were very helpful. The tire did fill up completely. The pastor prayed my tire would hold up and it did. My GPS space equipment was beaming back correctly to earth and all was well.
Yep! That is what I got. Real or Unreal moment in my life. Only I will know and remember most.
Session One
Chapter full of hot air
Recorded for Dr. Happy Felix’s study of reality/unreality stuff by Jeff the Sociate. Jeff R. Not Jeff A. or the other Jeff.
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