Dr. Happy Felix has not heard from his Word Pressing Happy It or AI to help fix the web site. So the recordings will continue on this site.
Dr. Happy Felix founded The reality and unreality facility of the world. After winning a Billion Dollar Lottery. No not the Goldman Sacking way of winning billions. Not even the Malaysian investments in Lenny DeCuprio movie investment way. Not the criminal lawyer way being elected president of a nation, fail in a coup attempt, get convicted of multiple crimes and hope to get re-elected president because First World Real Estate trumps any money making scheme. But only if you are a crooked Real Estate Phsycoon. Who is worth more or much less he/she can or be willing will tell. Nope. Just spent $3.00 on a lottery ticket, not a European one, and by some cosmic miracle…. won a billion dollars. Buying a Dr. Degree and a Reality/Unreality Clinic that everyone may visit now and then in imagination, un-imagination, or some other alternate reality on the planet Earth.
Dr. Happy Felix is recording humans at this clinic for some unexplained reason that has to do with people leaving a mark somewhere in an archived library so when they die they will ……….who the hell knows.
For reading and purposes and to keep the lawyers continue to uphold laws that few know about …… Give the lawyers a good living. Name written here is changed to protect …………..really no human out of 7 billion plus.
Recording of Iman Shewoman: I was born. Not hatched or embryo induced. Just caught by a normal Doctor in a 100% non-abortion institution that was once owned by some rich island guy that loves young people and is now in jail for life for sex trafficking. So much for him doing good.
Iman Shewoman: My gripe with losing grip with reality and unreality paradoxes has to do with the age old question. How much can one steal and not end up in prison but become a CEO?
The answer is something like if you are going to lie ********** make the lie fantastical. Not believable. That lie must so bad, no one could make that lie up and think they can get away with it. Jussst UNBELIEVABLE. The Financial Church that people like Bernie Sounders belong to. The founder of the pyramid scam, and government projects that use the drug transactions to fund their government projects to protect citizens of a government. These are just a few names that come to mind that will not kill me. So with that in mind if one is going to steal. Steal big, I mean heugh, a real lot, unimaginable stealing.
Is a Capitalization Capitalist idea — Democracy??? or is Democracy Capitalization — a Capitalist idea??? This was a question on a high school test, kind of, that I still remember and cannot answer. Even thought the teacher tried to explain that it is simple math. I still am confused. Like Socialism. Where social people that want a society that is not near equal in any way but sounds like it is. Then their is Communism of which I have no freaking idea what that is all about but it is suppose to be better than a Dictatorship or whatever else is out there.
I have this credit card. Several credit cards. I was hooked on the get low percentage cash back for any purchase. That allowed me a happy existence. I got to pay legal out of this world moblike interest rates. Which is ok with me. How else can I afford cars that now cost more than the houses that were for sale in 1950.
I bought a computer. After the Walking man music player, the movies on dah dee vee dee. Some time shared vacation vacations and that one date with Claire that cost me dinner and those one hour friendship purchases.
When I was young, I belonged to a Union that was run by corrupt leaders. That was ok by me because they made sure I got all my benefits. Then they ended up in jail. My union dues went up, my benefits got smaller and I had to pay for medical care that was once free until the government cleaned up the corrupt union work places. The cost of this: higher taxes, cuts on education, crime, housing and food shortages, and high gas prices. Pandemics are free as are the masks and questionable vaccinations, of which I have all of them.
So, I buy this thing invented called a computer. Everything is great until…….Computer lies that started out small until someone bit the coins. Just a short explanation to save time.
Rarely a person getting paid millions of dollars to think up ways to avoid paying taxes, raise interest rates, cut citizens benefits, and pay off Corporate farmers to raise mad cows, chickens, pigs, and pasta bushes is a bad idea, supposedly. Monsignor Simon Nella wrote a book about this.
Which brings me here to this prison. 25 years for credit card fraud. My identity was stolen while I was book facing on my computer,,,,,,,, with “friends”. Lost my house. Not because of the credit card. It had something to due with the bank telling me, sure I could afford a $500,000 home with a 30 year bank loan, put my kids thru college and alimony payment on my Union Factory Wages. I did not even have to but a car any more. I just leased it. That airplane went down with an air controller problem.
My identity was stolen by some third world country poor soul employees that are held captive in a basement while trying make money to get their kids back. Or…… maybe it was that person with that strong accent that called me on my sold phone, which incidentally cost more than what I pay for groceries. I never did got those free pallets, winning pay offs for those contests wins, and whatever else they were talking about. Of which I had no idea what the hell they were calling me for but I kept saying, “yes, ok, sure”. Just to be polite.
Sorry….my time is up. Yeah. I was able to get a work release job from prison to help pay for all the stuff that was purchased by my stolen identity somebody racked up purchasing stuff. Yes. The tan shirt and pants are better than the orange or striped uniform prison attire. Still get to wear the FPI, Financial Prison Inmate, lettering on the back of the shirt and front pocket. The pocket I had to pay extra for. These prison stores are not cheap either. Prison Food is free. I tend to just by soup from the prison store. For below minimum wage I unload the farmers trucks that bring us the meat and vegetables and fruits.
Session One
Ask and you will be deceived chapter
Recorded by Ni, hired by EChumly, for Dr. Happy Felix at the reality/unreality place.
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