My name is Donald. I used to like it until that other Donald got elected again. I am tired of people saying, “You look like Baron. or Melenie.” Her name is not Melenie it is Julie.” We have been married over 40 years and have no children. We do run a pet shop in Mayfield, Pa. If that matters.

How much more can I take. I do not make up what corruption cost or the cost of corruption. I can afford to buy eggs and bacon. I bought a bike to ease gas prices. A Schwin, I think or a Tonka, cannot remember. It is an electric bike that folds so I take it on the train when I go to my job in the city. It is a bit of a hassle getting on and off the train, but it is worth that minor inconvenience.

I do not say I ran from any peace war negotiations. I only negotiate selling kittens and puppies. Or I ran from anything. I walk when I do not ride my bike. Ok. I have jogged at times but only in the morning when everyone is asleep. I am a bit heavy because of the chocolate and moon pies. Yes. I like moon pies. Jelly flavored candy beans are expensive but once in a bit I may buy some. I never ran from a fight. I should have once when Jack knocked me out. Then the rest of the bikers. The ones with those Hardleys and Native American gas bikes. Yes. The bikes do fall if touched the wrong way. I was curious. I am a curious person like the cats.

I bought a home because it was affordabilitised. Affordability is a key to buying a home. My friend Mohab, and Irish mid-eastern type. Nice family, he cuts my lawn; works with his friend Jose Feldman. So, I make sure I hire and buy Americans.

We tried to adopt some children, but they ran away. They also took pets the little bast….. excuse me juvenile tykes. Lucky, I had a chain on my bike. They only took the wheels. Why? Children go figure. My wife, Julie, had a few sons by her dad. I don’t count them as mine. She sometimes says they are not hers. They have no jobs and live in the garage. They play music and I enjoy that. Eric is great on that guitar or axe as he calls it. I don’t see how it chops wood, never have.

I tried to get into the in-peach business. Pears don’t sell too much. The trees I planted grow nice peaches and pears. My donkey and elephant impeach them and eat lots. That makes growing them not a total loss. I thought the donkey and elephant would sell. No one is buying them. I made a little petting zoo for the children to attract business and it works ok.

Julie, my wife remembers to cross dress me. She bought me a fanny pack and a pair of high heeled men’s shoes during that disco time. I rather my Grateful Dead shirts. Her uncle Ed got arrested during a protest he came up with. Who protests geese and ducks. He got bit while feeding them bread once. He never should have cooked the duck. It was tasty. Ed got the idea from that Christmas movie and later found out it was a goose. He ate the wrong bird.

I am Catholic and was an alter server. I served the nuns and priests communion at 5PM and it was hell getting up so early. If I got up that early, I got to fish with my grandfather sometimes. Gramp had a girlfriend we visited sometimes. She owned a bait shop and farm. We fished on her very big pond. Sometimes Gramps would disappear and go for a nap with her. Grandma found out and tried to hit him with hot coffee grounds. She missed and I was thankful the grounds were not that hot. Grandpa moved fast, and I got coffered.

Most of my relatives lived on the same block. It was close to the mines and prison they sometimes went to. Mostly jail to sober up because my aunts said it was cheaper than sobering up in a hotel.

God bless. It really has been a good life. Crap. Damn donkey and elephant must have followed me to Dr. Happy Felix’s place. I have to stop recording now and go get them before they trample or eat up Dr. Felix’s flowers. Bye.

Recorded this day for Dr. Happ….forgot do not have to say that part anymore. Unless I want to. Recorded for Dr. Happy Felix paid for by EChumly out of funds he recycled from funds of Dr. Happy Felix. Grifting is an expense one must be prepaid for. Dr. Happy Felix also pays me from that grifting fund. Sorry. JD copying recording this day during Autumn seasonings. I enjoyed doing this mid-term recording. God bless or GB.