Dr. Happy Felix I am recording this for your library.

Awkward. You cannot help to feel awkward when you hear this unbalanced word that is awkward. This being the year when words are being reworded or reawarded. Then we can use awkward to awkreward. No. Not a bird Awk sometimes also known as a Hawk. Depending on how drunk the guys in the hunting cabin are.

Re-awarded. A possible news reporter slang describing when a Senator does something stupid twice. Then goes gold reawarding.

Similarly is the awk-reward. Or the aw-reward. Combined the definitions would be a Senator that is caught in a lie on camera live on TV. Awk-award. Then try to lie again about it and the news chatter might be and awk-award and a aw-reward.

The world today. We can now call anything we want anything we want. Name stuff after us. Like schools and hospitals and old age homes for presidents.

So. Put on that smooth sexy jazz music. Gently begin to waltz with your wife or Joes wife. Slow candle incense smelling evening. Slow love making. Depending on when the AA, NA, and addiction meeting ends. True unadult actions we dare not share with children. Of course, that was before the internet, and they owned those harmless Commadore 65’s. Where are they going? Maybe adult realization it’s 2026 and we have been screwed by our own children. So smooth bath with candles wine flowers smelling. Alone music you like. Bubbles in the bath defiently.

Recorded by Auburn. Hired by EChumly for the Library of Dr. Happy Felix. Yes. my hair is auburn. How my parents knew????