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Just a note. Dr. Happy Felix and EChumly are on a peace mission flight to Gaza the Ukraine, Haiti, and Pango Pango. This will be a peace mission flight. Pango Pango will just be a short visit because Dr. Happy Felix wants to see if this island actually exists. Dr. Happy Felix bought a used airplane with the name RUMP painted on it. There was other graffiti that was ….. well the plane was repainted. Unfortunately. Dr Happy Felix also bought his pilot license with his Billionaire Lottery winning ticket money, when he bought the airplane. EChumly is going along to read the “How to fly the stupid airplane” book with instructions on how to fly planes, helicopters and UFO recovered space craft. There is also a certified airplane hijacker that may be in for a surprise flight to where ever he wants the hijacked plane go. This and the fact that hijacking the plane before take off and EChumly telling the hijacker. OK, but we need you to give us a map on how to get there. Well. Enough said about this. The Sociates will keep you updated unless the Words pressing this site expires.

Meanwhile. James Jane had this recording done>>>>>>.

James Jane: I arrived at this airport and saw an airplane take off sideways, spin around in circles. I then watched people in that airplane tower running away when the airplane buzzed over their tower and knocked off, what looked like an antennae. The plane shot up like a NASA rocket and some guy jumped out. Lucky he had a parachute. I thought I saw him drop a gun and some other stuff. Anyway he landed on the tarmac and I seemed to have heard him yelling “PLEASE ARREST ME!” Crying, I swear I will never do this again. Then I got my luggage and a cab an here I am recording this for Dr. Happy Felix real unreal studies.

This is not a religious recording. It may sound like one but just so you won’t think, “”””Oh Boy here we go””””.

I am a grandfather and my granddaughter, Stacy, received her First Communion. Of course I was there to support her. She asked me questions like: “How come that little white host circle is not flavored?” I asked my teacher if I could have a strawberry one. Angela, my friend wanted chocolate and Andy, another classmate, wanted butter pecan. The teacher said, NO!!! What is up with that grandpa”?

I just told her that when Jesus was having the last supper ice cream flavors were not invented yet? “OK”. she mumbled……………. then asked if she was supposed to drink all the wine in that cup. I advised her only a sip would do just fine.

So what is Communion? All over the world religions have some sort of communion for children to enter into their religion. Circumcision was bad enough. Although my sisters loved the idea. Then again having babies is not a painless process. So maybe God evened it out.

Back to the Communion question. Parents, grandparents, friends, neighbors and some pedophiles gather around for this celebration. It is all happy and celebratory. Why?

I guess, the churches always get extra money in the baskets, and it is a way for children to feel included in their church community or religion. The children are young are getting attention, children love attention, parents love the attention by telling everyone to pay attention to see the parents are attentive to their children forming their children’s religious beliefs. Plus they get to take lots of pictures on their Eye phones. Sadly when they show the pictures to their coworkers************* it is always very busy day in work for some reason.

When it is all over. The children communed are covered with the idea that their religion is better than all the other religions and well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,does this really need to happen. Are we all God’s children? Maybe, NOT, Harry the serial killer, 102 victims and still digging them out. Even Harry can ask for God’s forgiveness, God telling Harry to Hell with that, but you are forgiven Harry. Enjoy eternity stoking the fires in Hades. So it goes.

Does communion change anything. Rebecca, after receiving communion, was disappointed she did not sprout wings after she ingested the unflavored host. She got over it when her dad promised to take her to Josephine’s 1001 Ice Cream Flavored Palace.


As we grow out of our children person to become and adult person. God help us all. We do get more into our religious beliefs. We bow our heads. Read the same bible some other religions also go by and pray. Ununited. We burying our children during the Communion of Religious Wars. We pray ^^^^ God will gather up when our children wars ^^^ Murdered^^^,,,,,,, not caring about the “enemy” children that also died. Yes! Murdered not killed. We pray, we kneel, we weep and we wish communion really did come in all………………………………………………… flavors.

Session One

Chapter wars we need to show God is on our side.

Recorded by Evelyn the associate. Evelyn the Sociate also wants to know if the plane crashes and EChumly and Dr. Happy Felix goes missing does she still get paid.

Published by EChumly

Born: 10/11/1952. 5 older sisters then I came into the family. Grandparents Immigrated from Ireland, Poland, Ukraine and, have German Ancestors. 6 Grandchildren were birth by my one daughter. Her mother is Scottish. I have written "A Simply Chumly Gift for You" for sale on Amazon in Paperback and Kindle form. Have published poetry and stories in magazines and newspapers. Write mostly for my own enjoyment. Also, check Echumly, Echumlymanka Sites, (not working). I have in Word Press. Unfortunately, my sites are having technical problems. I am not an award-winning Author, so my words do not count to getting fixed by-Word Press very much.

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